Hanste Raho

Hanste Raho

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Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar ke bola,
“Jo bole so nihal”
Sita DARLING sasriyakal….
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Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna”
mummy ko jaga dunga.”
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Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!
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10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!


How to make a woman happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
# a friend
# a companion
# a lover
# a brother
# a father
# a master
# a chef
# an electrician
# a carpenter
# a plumber
# a mechanic
# a decorator
# a stylist
# a good mother
# a gynecologist
# a psychologist
# a pest exterminator
# a psychiatrist
# a healer
# a good listener
# an organizer
# a good father
# very clean
# sympathetic
# athletic
# warm
# attentive
# gallant
# intelligent
# funny
# creative
# tender
# strong
# understanding
# tolerant
# prudent
# ambitious
# capable
# courageous
# determined
# true
# dependable
# passionate
# compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

* give her compliments regularly
* love shopping
* be honest
* be very rich
* not stress her out
* not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

* give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
* give her lots of time, especially time for herself
* give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

* Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

* Bring beer
* Hand over the remote.