Saturday, January 12, 2008


Teacher: "Everyone wirte your lover's name on a piece of paper."
Girls after 2 seconds: "Finished madam!!"
Boys after 10 Minutes: Extra Sheet madam!!"
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Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai."
Papa: "Puter kidhay naal?"
Sardar: "Papa dadi ama day naal."
Papa: "Oye! O meri maa aye!"
Sardar: "Te tusi meri maa naal kyon kiti?"
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A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop. How do you describe this is one word?
Answer: MOTIVATING!
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A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
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1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di.
Sardar: "Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?"
Kabutar: "Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?"
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A Sardar read the board on the road.
"Likhnay wala Brilliant, Parhnay wala Idiot."
Sardar angrily rubbed the board and wrote,
"Likhnay wala Idiot, Parhnay wala Brillant."

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Elephant Practices his Basketball Skills



Elephant Practices his Basketball Skills

Typical Guy


Typical Guy

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Taare Zameen Par


Taare Zameen Par
Taare Zameen Par (Hindi: तारे जमीन पर, English translation: Stars on Earth) is a 2007 critically-acclaimed Bollywood film directed and produced by veteran Indian actor Aamir Khan about the struggles of a child suffering from dyslexia. The cast includes Aamir Khan in the main lead who plays the teacher of the dyslexic child played by Darsheel Safary. The film has music by the trio, Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy with lyrics by Prasoon Joshi.

Humour


Humour
Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the ability or quality of people, objects, or situations to evoke feelings of amusement in other people. The term encompasses a form of entertainment or human communication which evokes such feelings, or which makes people laugh or feel happy. The origin of the term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which stated that a mix of fluids known as humours.
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